Food and People... People being food.

Food is love they say.
Ok so the reason I rename the people in my life is so as not to defame their character...
and I'm not naming them after food because I'm a cannabal, but because when my brother and I were kids we came up with a series of imaginary games. In one of our little worlds, all the male characters were named after food, and the women after objects. I think my name was Mirror, and my boyfriend was Pizza... LOL
But seeing as I do not wish to objectify women, I'll be fair and name everyone after food. I love food, and I love my people, it's all the same. And some people are just so delicious!
Ok I'll stop writing now before one thinks I'm crazy....